lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

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oops



deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 



snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.


lokiiinthetardis:

sansasturk:

imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris

time to date every chris in the universe


crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.


oestrogencookies:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is there a kitten in your school


yokhakidfiasco:

relationships like this are damn near extinct


trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’



nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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snapchatting:

drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u